Can We Have One Day Without Madness

Kevin Parish

Police: Dog survives being put into oven by caretaker

Full recovery likely; man says he snapped after he was bitten

Kevin Dean Parish, 20 was dog-sitting says he punched the dog and attempted to strangle it before roasting  t, but the sound of his brother coming home jolted him back to humanity, and he yanked the dog from the oven.

Man involves innocent ostrich in elaborate suicide bid, cops say

Lindy Dentist

Cops: Lindy Dentist Arrested for Practicing While  Drunk

Suffolk County, New York Police arrested a dentist who they said was allegedly under the influence of alcohol while he conducted a dental procedure on a patient on Monday afternoon.

Dad kills estranged wife, then self at daughter's 16th birthday party

A father shot his estranged wife to death and then killed himself during his daughter's 16th birthday party, police said.

New Mexico State Rep. Cathrynn Brown Proposes Imprisoning Rape Victims who have Abortions

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New Mexico State Rep. Cathrynn Brown recently introduced the bill HB 206, which would require rape victims to carry their pregnancies to term during rape trials or face charges of "tampering with evidence."

The bill states, "Tampering with evidence shall include procuring or facilitating an abortion, or compelling or coercing another to obtain an abortion, of a fetus that is the result of criminal sexual penetration or incest with the intent to destroy evidence of the crime."

Woman suing Match.com after meeting man, getting stabbed

Girl drives 60 miles to fight over Facebook rumors, police said